Funny Aspects of College Life
Welcome freshman, welcome to the campus life, where there are no home made biscuit & things like free laundry service, which all through the years so far, you have taken far granted as birthright, never exists. It is a painful course here that you are about to take. The lessons come unannounced. But to aid you upon your entry into the campus life, a few of year predecessors have complied some sage advice. Heed the following words well. They will do you much more good than your entire homework.
In your life in the campus:
- Do not jump into answer an advertisement seeking a “Liberal roommate”, because in most of the cases you probably are not that liberal.
- Campus is not for boys, but for big boys. So it is good, working out at the gym for your biceps & triceps but it is also not bad to do something worthwhile to develop your forceps (skills) so that in your biology dissection class frogs remain frogs & rats remain rats.
- Being just smart is enough. After all too much of a good thing is good for nothing.
Oh boy! There are so many important things that crying for your urgent attention, so it is no wonder that you don’t have time even to buy your textbook the class is studying at the time. The stranger, by Albert Camus. But being a smarter one, you have decided that you can get away with it by making an analysis based on what other students said. Every one was commenting on the protagonist’s behaviors after his mother’s death & the teacher asked for your comment, you said that you would get back to him, as you had only, read upto the mothers death. The professor instructed you to see him after class. Your jaw dropped, only when a fellow student showed you the book. The first line read, “Mother died today”.
- Practical honesty is the most important virtue in the campus.
You walk in to your history class on one fine Monday morning & suddenly realize that the big assignment is due. You nervously approached the professor & admitted, “I am sorry, but I visited my girlfriend this weekend & forgot about the home work”. “Mr. Neil”, (sternly), what is more important, your history or your girlfriend?
Keep your cool buddy & say “Professor”, “if I don’t visit my girlfriend, she will soon become history.
- And last but not least do not have this kind of jingle in your answering machine.
“A is for academics, B is for beer, it is one of these reasons we are not here.
Because if your mum happens to call you will sure to hear this reply jingle.
M is for mum, G is for groan, if you don’t change your message you are soon coming home.
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